18'th Annual Wickham Park Marathon and 50, 100, and 200 mile fun runs WHEN: Sun. May 27, 2012, 7:30 AM WHERE: Wickham Park, Melbourne FL. Parkway Road, 1/2 mile east of Wickham Rd WHO: No wimps, weenies, whiners, or worms. WHY: $10,000 prize for a world best in the marathon, 50, or 100. A fake rock for the 200 mile winner. 100 mile winner might also get a fake pebble depending on my mood. Everyone else gets nothing. World best Course record Marathon, men 2:03:02 3:20:52 Mike Aldrink, Durham NC Marathon, women 2:15:25 4:09:56 Helen Cox, New Smyrna Beach FL 50 miles, men 4:50:21 7:22:10 Emiliano Lemus, Honduras 50 miles, women 5:40:18 10:27:20 Krystle Martinez, West Palm Beach 100 miles, men 11:28:03 18:54:58 Joe Ninke, Sebastian (2 x 50mi) 100 miles, women 13:47:42 No finishers 200 miles No records 42:14:09 Joe Ninke (4 x 50mi) MARATHON: 7 loops of 3.75 miles on flat trails with occasional bushwacking, fallen trees, mud filled ditches, and firebreaks with stumps and broken roots sticking out. You will appreciate the soft, deep sandy surface after every faceplant. Course will be clearly marked with arrows scratched in the dirt or drawn with flour (unless I run out or it rains). It really helps if you can read a map and compass. Cutoff is 8:00 PM (12 1/2 hours). Average finish rate is 62%. Whiners will be disqualified. 50 MILE FUN RUN: Continues after the marathon for 6 more laps plus a 1.25 mile out and back, so you can't possibly get lost. Cutoff is still 8:00 PM. Average finish rate is 14%. 100 AND 200 MILE FUN RUNS: Repeat the 50 mile course for 2 or 4 consecutive days starting Sunday, same time each day. Finish rate is 2% for 100 miles, 1% for 200 miles. WEATHER: Snow is not expected. TIMING: Mark your time on the scoreboard after each lap. If you forget to wear a watch, then make something up. AID: There is a water spigot and bathrooms available at the end of each lap, a water fountain at 2.5 miles, plus whatever you put in your car. AMENITIES: Cool off in nearby pond. Please don't feed the alligators. BABY JOGGERS: Full face helmets, knobby tires, and suspension are recommended. LODGING: Stay in cheap motels along I-95 or in the luxury campgrounds in the park. No reservations needed. Only an idiot would visit Florida in the summer. Don't ask the park rangers about the race. They don't know about it yet. USAT&F CERTIFICATION: Are you kidding? QUOTE: "I have someplace else I need to be", Bill Menard, 2 time winner of the Badwater 135 mile race from Death Valley to Mt. Whitney, run in 125 F temperatures, after winning the 1997 marathon in 5:21 and abandoning his 50 mile attempt. MORE INFO: Contact Matt Mahoney at matmahoney at yahoo dot com or go to http://mattmahoney.net/wickham/ for more reasons why you would be better off if you just stayed home instead. ENTRY FEE: preregistered: $0.00. Day of race: $0.00. 50 states and DC marathon club receive a 50% discount. MAIL TO: Don't bother. It's too much paperwork and I'm lazy. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - WICKHAM PARK MARATHON AND 50, 100, AND 200 MILE FUN RUN ENTRY FORM NAME _____________________________________ AGE __________ SEX (Y/N) ________ ADDRESS ______________________________________________________________________ PHONE _____________________ EMAIL ____________________________________________ NO T-SHIRT OPTION (choose one): No T-shirt ___ No T-shirt ___ Best marathon time _______ Best 50 mile _______ 100 mile ______ 200 mile _____ You don't really expect to beat that, do you? (N/N) ____ Are you allergic to any of the following (check all that apply): ___Bees ___Coral snakes ___Lightning ___Bleeding ___Fire ants ___Water moccasins ___Malaria ___Sprained ankles ___Scorpions ___Giant spiders ___Quicksand ___Broken bones ___Rattlesnakes ___Alligators ___Heatstroke ___Other: ___________ FINE PRINT: If I get hurt or die, it's my own damn stupid fault and I promise not to sue, bitch, moan, or whine about it. SIGNED _______________________________________________ DATE ___________________